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Moments

I turn my head
To take a peep
One precious glance
Just one more peek
When I was wee
Could I be three
When we were five
Sat on your knee
My hanging feet
Just out of reach
Before you see
It’s gone too soon
But tiptoes back in times of need

Moments

Sissy in her wedding dress
So sore I just sob
Thirty
So big I could cry
So tall I could weep

No sip of coffee ever long enough
No length of lunch ever lapsed enough
No family meal ever more enough
No embrace ever quite as tight enough
No laugh ever elongated enough
No song ever sung slow enough
No cry ever wept this much
No embodiment of my love ever large enough
You are here
And still
It’s not enough

Preserve my eyes
Just one more time
Just one more peek
Another life 
When I was wee
Could I be three
When we were five
Sat on your knee

Let me linger, wait a while
Lie in the hay fields
Beneath the sky
The Lonely Tree
I watch the farm
Where Spring has sprung
Where we grew young
Let me extend
To never end
Let me keep that bit of life
Embalm my child’s eyes
Bind me tight in a spiral of twine
Climb back on the bales of time
Draw it out as picture in preservation
Essential gift to the next generation

I turn my cheek
To take a peek
One precious chance
Just one more peep
When I was three
Could I be wee
When we were five
Just you and me
Just us and we
We’ll always be
Foreverlong
A family

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Good Morning 

 

Resources sent at 9

PM

Train delayed 

Apathy

Skint, but paid the hefty fine 

Sat in the taxi

Up since five 

Baptism of fire 

I go in blind 

 

Good Morning 

Today you will deliver 

A PowerPoint 

You’ve never seen before 

Quiver 

To a group of people 

You’ve never met before 

Children who have seen the worst 

Children whose futures 

Are driven round in a hearse 

People who are treated worse 

Than you can ever imagine 

Famine

Damaged

Oh - you’ll manage 

 

Good Morning sexual assault 

Welcome, look out for knife crime 

True or false you can get murdered online 

It’s called attempted suicide 

Are you awake

Are you aware of climate change

Good

Good Mourning 

Your future’s fucked 

Trigger warning kids

Your teacher is in mourning  

She had to beg 

To attend a funeral

She isn’t equipped 

She’s set up to fail

Off the rails with lack of detail 

From her manager

 

Undiagnosed 

Special Educational Needs 

No paperwork? No Proof? No EHCP?

Clearly, no support worker needed

Non medial seizures?

Self harming in class - but no bleeding 

Not a cause for concern

I’ll put it down as a TSG

Poor mental health and attempts on life?

Easy

Clearly

No support worker needed

 

Welcome, Good Morning

Sign in to a calculator  

Do you compute?

It takes 30 minutes to load

30 minutes to encode  

The education these kids are owed  

Each cut you make 

Cuts our children 

Who try to make it 

 

How will our students thrive and learn 

When as staff 

We do not earn 

Enough to catch the bus

Depleted 

No energy to make a fuss

Worn thinner than bone

Live in houses we’ll never own

We are tired

We are penniless and assessed

Signed off work with work related stress

 

Under staffed

Underpaid

Might as well 

Be on minimum wage 

Underfunded 

Under Tory Government

Our children’s days are numbered 

Inflation: match it

Or each year we take a pay cut 

No ifs and no buts

We’d take action, except we can’t 

You pass bills that do not pay us 

 

Education is the square route of opportunity  

Community 

Give our starving children unity, and a slice of pi 

Why Richi, won’t you spare us a fraction

Your actions speak louder than words 

Will your push for mathematics 

Help you to quantify how little you pay us 

Tory tactics 

Pay the rich and cut the asthmatics

Abolish the arts that breath the truth 

But your data speaks 

And we read it 

We liquify your threat with paint 

 

When will our pay equate 

To the percentage of our fate

We are owed for data duplicates

Motivate then suffocate

Multiply subtracted time 

This is measured and far from fine

Far from equal 

Break the calculator 

Insurmountable unpaid hours 

We cower

Weakened under toppling paperwork towers 

Scrape the barrel 

Prepare for lessons on the toilet 

Don’t forget

To do your planning while you eat 

Deliver lessons while you sleep

 

If the building is burning 

Will you carry on learning?

It took you eight months 

To teach me protocols for fire safety

Safeguarding training?
It can wait 

Safety last 

Let’s have a laugh

Look past the glassy manager

Blame the begging lower staff

 

Good Morning Miss Edwards

Today 

You will be taught

How to ignore 

Your human instincts

How to show 

A child the door

A child

Penniless

No weight to weigh 

Starving hungry 

What five a day?

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs  

How are they to succeed 

With no mouths or money to feed 

Forgotten dreams of achieving 

Self actualisation 

 

I often fear

I often hear 

“I didn’t think I’d live this long”

How wrong 

They didn’t draw blood

Send them back to get a thud 

No 

They’re non medical seizures 

Let’s call their bluff 

It’s full of fluff

They’re attention seeking

Poor mental health is peeking 

I am shrieking

But my precaution meets an eye-roll  

Worry

Passed off in dismissal 

 

Acute awareness 

An empty chair 

Run the stairs

To raise the alarm 

They left my classroom to self harm 

Broken glass 

Right up their arms

A web of blood upon their forearm 

Spell it out in flesh and rhyme 

We caught them in the nick of time 

Before they spread their wings to fly 

Off of the multi story car park to die

I take pride 

I will not roll a lazy eye

Like you did 

This child drew blood

Ill mark it in the system as a concern 

The child’s at risk 

Of your blinded idle eyes 

 

Vulnerable 

Spider addled mind 

They convinced her 

She was toxic 

So she walked the corridors at night 

Crying

Holding her mother’s kitchen knife
Someone did this to a child 

To a beautiful, funny, creative mind 

She could have thrived 

If my manager had tried 

To catch the person 

That turned her blind 

That turned her sick

That warped her mind

Level 3 sectioning status 

On a permanent hiatus 

 

Welcome, Good Morning

My level 2’s 

They start at 9

And finish learning 

At half past 5 

On a Friday

The graveyard shift 

God’s single greatest gift 

 

They call me names like fucking bitch 

Fuck off you fucking bitch 

I don’t shame them 

I don’t blame them

They spit at me with weighted phlegm 

And I take it because I see them 

I see every single person

 

I see their terror 

I see their joy 

I see their rage

An empty page 

Beyond their heavy venom 

Their oppositional defiance 

Is a child

 

Welcome everyone, 

Today you are armed 

With a sturdy graphite pencil 

Use this stencil 

Then screw it up

Cut and paste and re-imagine us

Who can define the word symbol? 

It is simple and you are symbolic 

Draw out a better future 

Listen to your tutor

You are bright  

It’s colour theory 

Don’t be teary

You are warmer than the truth

Embrace and have a look

Still life

A tint of hope 

A shade of fate 

No time to waste 

You paint it straight 

We celebrate 

With art

We fight the cuts they make 

 

Hello 

Good Morning

Wake up

When will you come to realise 

That every lesson shapes a life

It starts with loyal staff

But we’re busy fighting fires 

Where is this end? 

Where is the truth?

I bid you lord to save youth 

I’ve Got Piles

I’ve got piles
Piles of paperwork
Pinched
Targets to type up
When?
What free time?
None of it is mine
Our time’s on the line
On hold
Held at paper-point
I daren’t enjoy a jot
What you’re given
Is what you’ve got
There’s no escaping
It’s just how it is
So here’s more paperwork
Prove to me
Why you deserve a pay-rise

I’ve got piles
Piles of unread emails
On my plate
I feel the weight of the work on my shoulders
Folders buckling with bureaucracy
Census points
Rate the student out of ten
Now double the work
Upload it to another system
Cover your back
Block the cistern
Ofsted operate
Through prosthetic systems 
Observing classrooms
A distant loom

I’ve got piles
Piles of data to crunch
Munch on a lunch
Of pot noodle punch
No time to finish it
Not even paid for this
Too busy to break
It’s all take take take take

What’s it like being a teacher?
What is the student experience?
Let me search for it in a file
Microsoft Teams will know the dial
Can you assess it?
Outstanding 
Inadequate 
How will it fit?
One word that changes lives
One word that ended a life

As teachers
We don’t assess with one word
We use many words
We make the time
So why does Ofsted
Put it bluntly
Ending a life
With one simple
Word

Inadequate

“Ofsted insists that school inspections are important”
Teachers insist that their lives are more important

I’ve got piles
Piles of time
Sacked in the wrong sacks
Far too dangerous to climb
Before I topple
I will reach
I will strike
Strike for my time
To be respected
Pay us respect

Greedy Goose

Greedy guts, gobble goose
No more pasta, no more juice
You greedy geese took all the fruit
A long, wasted commute for poor old Mr Bute

Glutenous geese, you gorge and you feast
“Go grab that meat” gorbed porky Pete
His pipes run thick with gastric grease
No food left to feed to poor old Mrs Reese

You hog and you hoard and you hurl and you heave
You bundle and wheeze with toilet paper knees
Can’t swipe nor wipe with vegan mac n cheese
Poor old Mrs Brown, she’s covered in faeces 

Guzzling goose, you gobble and squabble
You grab the last grapefruit and run home to your rabble
The only thing left is a Polish Pot Noodle
Garble and gurgle goes poor old Eric Herble

In shadows they cower, the aisles they scour
Only scattered bread rolls on the long checkout counter
Troll emptied shelves, they left no more flour
These gees leach the gluten at Gertrude’s final hour

Gormandizing geese, you gurgle like beasts
You grunt and you gasp at gorgonzola treats
You’ve stockpiled your pockets and filled up your briefs 
No compassion, nor kindness, benevolence deceased

Shop assistant Ernie, turns around and says firmly,
“Serves you right sneaky Shirley, your hoard of bread has gone curly
They raced to the store, they thought they were early
Twas’ a long, wasted journey for Mr and Mrs Fernley 

Greedy fat geese, You gulp up your grub
You slurp like a twerp at your gallon of gravy
We begrudge every gargle, every glug that you take
No grapes and no gallantry, only gargling pantries

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